Roy's Corner

不知道該不該歸在食記的一篇= =







喝完真的會想唱這首歌XDDDD




話說六月底左右

學校附近的仙巢居就變成這家草本茶集了

賣的飲料好像都是強調健康養生

其實我也不知道它到底養不養生= =



他有一欄是纖體飲料

裡面有一些玫瑰西施、玫瑰鮮桔之類的茶品

上禮拜泡泡點了一杯玫瑰西施茶

然後邊開預算會就邊體驗它的效果= =





為了要言之有物

所以本人在昨天也不顧店員警告

買了一杯來喝





其實它喝起來很不錯

微酸帶點玫瑰香

然後就不知不覺喝掉了半杯

大概過了兩個小時之後

它就開始發揮功效了.....





剛開始只是覺得胃好像有一點點怪怪的

不過也不是痛就是覺得有種感覺

再過一陣子

就是永無止盡的拉肚子 = =






從三點開始一直拉到我睡前才結束...

某個長期有便秘困擾的學姊叫我幫她計算會拉幾次肚子

所以在我認真的記錄下

拉了五次= =

玩魔獸玩到一半

就要跑去廁所擁抱馬桶

泡泡還說她那狂拉的時候

女王跟她說

"妳為什麼要浪費體力游移在房間跟廁所之間，直接坐在馬桶上不就好了"


嘖嘖

整個壞心眼到不行


-----------------------------有點噁心的描述---------------------------


其實整個過程沒有什麼痛苦啦= =

肚子也不會痛

就是覺得自己一直在排水

肚子裡的東西感覺都被飲料化成水狀

然後我昨天要回家前

狠下心來一口氣把飲料全部喝完

結果回家之後就迎接了最壯烈的第三次= =



真的到最後會吃什麼拉什麼

連喝水都會拉的感覺

不過我還是照吃不誤啦XD

反正在家裡廁所很近XDDD



最痛苦的地方在於......















你會覺得沒有控制好括約肌就會完蛋






感覺隨時都會像水壩洩洪= =







-----------------------------------不三不四的小建議-----------------------------


最後小小建議

如果你要上課或者上班

最好不要喝

避免一時沒地方處理你的腸胃



然後在家裡的話

建議用水沖洗XD

避免因為衛生紙摩擦過度受傷=口=








SOS 求救訊號

[Intro]
Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
You know... I never felt like this before
Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
Feels like.. so real

[Verse 1]
I'm obsessive when just one thought of you comes up
And I'm aggressive just one thought of close enough
You got me stressing, incessantly pressing the issue
'Cause every moment gone you know I miss you
I'm the question and you're of course the answer
Just hold me close boy 'cause I'm your tiny dancer
You make me shaken up, never mistaken
But I can't control myself, got me calling out for help

[Chorus:]
S.O.S. please someone help me.
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard,
I can't take it, see it don't feel right
S.O.S. please someone help me
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard
You got me tossin' and turnin' and can't sleep at night

[Bridge:]
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind it's got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me lookin' for the rest of me
Love is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind, it's got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me,
Got the best of me, so now I'm losing it

[Verse 2]
Just your presence and I second guess my sanity
Yes it's a lesson, it's unfair, you stole my vanity
My tummy's up in knots so when I see you I get so hot
My common sense is out the door, can't seem to find the lock
Take on me (uh huh) you know inside you feel it right
[CD version:] Take me on I'm put desire up in your arms tonight
[Video version:] Take me on, I could just die up in your arms tonight.
I'm out with you, you got me head over heels
Boy you keep me hanging on the way you make me feel

[Chorus:]
S.O.S. please someone help me.
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making (Y.O.U.) this hard,
You got me tossin' and turnin' and can't sleep at night

[Bridge:]
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind, it's got me losing it ('Cause you on my mind)
I'm lost, you got me lookin' for the rest of me
Love is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me (someone come and rescue me)
'Cause you on my mind got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me,
Got the best of me, so now I'm losing it

Boy, you know you got me feeling open
And boy, your loves enough with words unspoken
I said boy I'm telling you, you got me open
I don't know what to do it's true
I'm going crazy over you,
I'm begging

[Chorus:]
S.O.S. please somebody help me.
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard (are you making this hard for me, baby?),
You got me tossin' and turnin' and can't sleep at night

[Bridge:]
This time please someone come and rescue me (someone rescue me)
'Cause you on my mind, it's got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me lookin' for the rest of me
Love is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind got me losing it ('cause any time)
I'm lost you, got me looking for the rest of me,
Got the best of me (best of me), I'm losing it

[Outro]
Lala lala lala lala Ohhh
Ohh ohh lala lala lala lala
Oh oh